Permission to make a beautiful, ridiculous, paint-covered mess.
The Mess Tent is a mobile splatter painting experience where the whole point is to get paint everywhere — on the canvas, on the hat, possibly on yourself. And experience something most people never get to do: fill a WATER GUN with paint and actually fire it at something. Protective gear is provided. Dignity is optional. Choose your setup below and let's get weird.
Perfect for
Where we can host
Your home
Backyard, front yard, driveway, field... whatever open space you've got.
Your office or business
Parking lot, greenspace, or inside warehouse.
Community space
Neighborhood park, or complex parking lot.
Not sure if your space will work? Just ask. I'm pretty good at making things fit.
The Mess Tent
The classic. Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, and anyone who's been waiting their whole life for permission to throw paint at something.
The experience
Pick your stencil
Suit up — rain jacket/coveralls, face shield, shoe covers, hair net. Or don't, and embrace the consequences.
Hang your canvas inside the tent. Pick up a brush or a water gun. Have at it.
Paint your trucker hat. Play around. Get as messy as you want.
Everything goes home in individual boxes for drying. You leave with art. And memories.
The details:
Minimum group size
10 people
Lead Time
Book at least 2 weeks in advance
You provide
Outdoor space, water access nearby
Ages
Elementary school age & up
Pricing
$325 for up to 10 people
$15/person after
+ tax
Painting Time
~1.5 hours
Deposit
50% due at time of booking
Final payment due 2 days prior to event.
All sales are final — no refunds, but I'll always do my best to work with you if something comes up.
What's included
Canvas, hat, host gift, all PPE, setup & cleanup
All paint is washable. PPE includes rain jacket with hood, face shield, nitrile latex-free gloves, anti-slip waterproof shoe covers, and hair nets.
Trash the Dress
Divorce party, breakup glow-up, bachelorette with a fake dress, your "old you" clothes — however you got here, this is your moment.
You can wear them or hang them up and then everyone gets paint and goes to town.
It's cathartic, chaotic, and surprisingly beautiful.
The experience
Bring your wedding dress (or a stand-in) and any other wedding memorabilia you'd like to never look at again.
Suit up — Wear your dress... or your regular clothes.... or use one of our rain jacket/coveralls. We also have face shields, shoe covers, hair net.
Grab the paint brushes and water guns and play... or sceam... or cry... get as messy as you want.
Add on a canvas or trucker hat to create individual splatter painted keepsakes.
The dresses/clothes become one-of-a-kind piece of art — or kindling. No judgment either way.
Or one of the famous bridesmaids dresses they swore you'd be able to "wear again".
Or just clothes that no longer fit because you're no longer who you were. Whatever you want to trash.
The details:
Group Size
Price includes up to 10 people
Each additional person is $15
Lead Time
Book at least 2 weeks in advance
You provide
Outdoor space, water access nearby
Ages
18+
Pricing
$250 for up to 10 people
$15/person after
+ tax
Painting Time
~1.5 hours
Deposit
50% due at time of booking
Final payment due 2 days prior to event.
All sales are final — no refunds, but I'll always do my best to work with you if something comes up.
What's included
All PPE, paint, water guns, set up and clean up.
All paint is washable. PPE includes rain jacket with hood, face shield, nitrile latex-free gloves, anti-slip waterproof shoe covers, and hair nets.
Travel
I'm based in McKinney and travel free within 20 miles. Here's how travel fees work beyond that:
Within 20 mi
No Charge
McKinney, Allen, Frisco, Fairview, Lucas, Murphy, Prosper, Melissa, Plano, Princeton.
21–30 mi
+$25
The Colony, Richardson, Garland, Rowlett, Addison, Carrollton, Lewisville, Celina, Savannah.
31-40 mi
+$40
Rockwall, Flower Mound, Highland Village, North Dallas, Denton, Grapevine
40–50 mi
+$60
Downtown Dallas, Mesquite, Grand Prairie, Irving, Arlington, Forney
Beyond 50 miles? Reach out and we'll chat — I love an adventure.
The Splatter Attack
Interactive Art Activation
Two 10x10 canopies. A full room setup. Paint-filled water guns. Absolute, glorious, photogenic mayhem.
The experience
Picture this: participants walk up to a fully furnished room — like, actual furniture, actual décor — grab a water gun loaded with paint, and get to absolutely destroy it. No skill required. No rules. Just them, a paint gun, doing what you've wanted to do since you were seven years old.
No PPE needed. No takeaways. Nothing to clean up — that's on me. Just pure, unhinged, totally-legal chaos that looks incredible on camera and feels even better in person. Pick your scene:
Living Room
Couch, TV, end tables, décor — a full living room, set up and ready to be redecorated your way. Grandma would not approve. That's the point.
Office
Desk, monitor, printer, inspirational posters ...the whole nine yards. Load up the water gun and take out every bad meeting, every Monday morning, every "per my last email." You've earned this.
Perfect for festivals, corporate events, community activations, and anyone who wants to give their crowd something they have absolutely never seen at a party before. This is the thing people talk about for years.
Pricing
20-50 People: $1000
51-100 People: $1250
100+: $1500
Activation Time
3 hours
(plus set up and clean up)
Deposit
50% due at time of booking
Final payment due 2 days prior to event.
I bring everything in and haul everything out — the only evidence left behind is the giant smile on everyone's face.
Washable, non-toxic tempera paint throughout.